imagine your icon tucking you into bed and reading to you
Like, what do house cats even dream about?
What they’re gonna dream about next?!
Do you ever just see something so pathetic that you want to feel bad for that person but then you’re like, eww wait no you hurt me
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"